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Score: 5
"Death" A Household Name?

"good at best."

date: April 25, 2008

Lol that bitch forgot to wear a boom-head-shot shield. Stupid cunt it's her fault.

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Score: 5
4/20/99 collab

"..............................."

submission: 4/20/99 collab
date: April 25, 2008

You could have made alot better of a parody with a concept like the columbine massacre, I mean this wasn't even funny. Did I get to see any Boom-head-Shots? No. This movie fucking sucked. seriously. shenanagains.

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Score: 6
Schools out forever

"HAHAHAH LOLOLOLOLOL"

date: April 25, 2008

Very original, I wish you could have put more time in it. I'm not going to lie, the quality was hurting, but the content was all there.
I have to disagree with all you fucking fairies who take offence to something like this. They were mostly innocent people(with the exception of a few duesche bags) who had quainte lives until they got boom-head-shot owned. Really it's iron, you go to school to make something of yourself some day and two little anti christs who are up to shenanagains shoot you first in thigh to slow you down, then in the chest to make and mess, and then place the gun in your mouth and smile, sweet riposte hits and before you know it you have a vagina on the backside of your neck. This flash really was able to put into real terms how unimportant 13 useless corpses are and how nothing will be accomplished from whining about it. Fuck them they're dead move on next high school shooting :)

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Score: 3
The Columbine Kid

"Needs some work."

submission: The Columbine Kid
date: April 25, 2008

This is a great concept, but a poorly done flash. *POP POP OWNT BITCH*

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Score: 7
Autumn Tree

"Would have been better if it were more graphic."

submission: Autumn Tree
date: April 25, 2008

Hahahah that's fucking right natural born killers. Without emotion, second thoughts or compassion all those people got owned. Hahah most of them were corpses before they hit the ground. They let a few bleed it out but most of the ownage was boom-head-shots. I've only seen two death in my life time, and wow theres not a better high. Shot to death and no ammount of pre-emptive crying could stop them from getting pop-popped. Yeah that V-tech kid did a little better though, i mean he snuffed like almost 4 times as many people. Hahahah lol forget that kungfu shit this asian knows the way of the cowboys. I'll have him beat. 10 to 1 says I'll get at least 5 more.

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Score: 2
-Cursor Action PRO-

"TECHNICALLY RETARDED"

date: April 25, 2008

THE GAME CONCEPT IS OLD, BUT STILL FUN, ALTHOUGH THE VALUE OF ENTERTAINMENT WAS NOT PRESENT IN THIS GAME DUE TO THE FACT THAT THERE WE NO SAVE POINTS. ALSO THIS GAME HAS GLITCHES, AT THE START OF EACH LEVEL THERE IS A LAG PERIOD WHERE YOU CAN GET THROUGH WALLS FOR ABOUT .7 SECOND. USING MOUSE MACROS ALSO ENABLE YOU TO CHEAT. JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW. MAKE THE NECESSARY REVISIONS AND THE FINAL PRODUCT SHOULD BE A DECENT GAME. GOOD LUCK MAN.

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Score: 5
Small Kitty

"AHH N****R CAT"

submission: Small Kitty
date: October 4, 2007

AHH N****R CAT. COULD HAVE BEEN BETTER. EVER CONSIDER A CALICO OR A SIAMESE OR A CAUCNEY CAT? GOOD MOVIE, WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THE N****R CAT.

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Score: 6
Starcraft II

"Down"

submission: Starcraft II
date: October 4, 2007

I didn't actually watch the movie because the load time was too long. From the long wait time I could tell that alot of time was probably put into this movie, but I think a few things could have been done too improve this. First off it had poor audio quality, but I did enjoy the smooth transitions. The antagonist could have had a more ominous personality, so yes you did lose a little points in that department. After all is said and done though, I believe the pros outweigh the cons. Good job, and I will be looking forward to not watching your next flash.

October 4, 2007

Author's Response:

Ouch dude , My next flash ill be using more frame by frame then tweening. Im sorry you didnt watch it but I knew people out there with bad computers couldnt handle this. I cant do much about that because graphic work is rising and you need to be able to handle it.

So give me another try :(

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Score: 0
Bobeth Loves Egg

"Okay oaky oyka."

submission: Bobeth Loves Egg
date: October 4, 2007

Okay man, I was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of fucking assholes.

better than clock crew animation. Let it be known that the clock crew sucks, and that this is somewhat better than their work.

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Score: 7
MS: TTS Part 5

"WOW"

submission: MS: TTS Part 5
date: September 12, 2007

I like how it took a combined time of like 20 minutes just to watch about 5 minutes of stupid 2 FPS ANimatioN! You could have made it lolnger you feg.

But I actually thought the series was pretty fucking sweet. ASSHOLE NO I DIDN"T.

Yeses It was awsome!!!!!!!!! it was cool when they owned sweety14. SWEETY14=Owne.t YEwah make like another MS Series you Figget. Fhuck you that. Good 5th episode. Looking forward to the 6th.

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